You're right, Gayle. I'm the biggest Male Chauvanist Pig on
the planet. I'm in awe of your insight that you could take a
joke about necrophiles and extract that I'm a MCP. Bravo!
Since you've found me out, I guess there's some other things
I should come clean on. I'm sure this is going to wind up in
front of a grand jury or international tribunal some day and I
want to make sure it's all out in the open:
(1) I love leering at pretty women. I'm a member of the
religious sect: "T&A". I'll confess that if this makes me an
MCP, then I'm a pork roast. I'd give up the Hunk A Day pix
in a minute, but because I was found guilty in a US District
Court of "Gross And Exaggerated Chauvanism" I am ordered
to put pix of slutty looking men on my site.
(2) Because I'm a MCP, I purposely find jokes that portray
the man's point of view with emphasis on dominating women
(as God intended us to, you know).
Anytime you see a joke here that portrays women in a GOOD
light, (or men in a BAD light) then that means someone hacked
my site and mailing list that day and replaced the MCP approved
joke with some other drivel.
It happens frequently. I'm positive the hackers are part of the
"But I Think Castration Helps" (BITCH) organization -- even though
I can't prove it.
(3) It's been scientifically proven by tests that I, indeed, lack
any measurable intelligence -- just as you allege. This
accounts for my stated lack of political correctness and
social ineptness.
Let me let you in on a little secret (as it'll come out in the trial
ANYWAY): I started Joke A Day as a secret project to further
the decline of civilization around the world. So far I'm succeeding.
I'm *personally* responsible for Clinton's impeachment and Boris
Yeltsin's declining health. How? I told politically incorrect jokes
about 'em both and the masses around the world revolted.
Just think -- a single JOKE has brought down the most
powerful people in the world. Even *I'm* amazed at Joke A
Day's power sometimes.
Ok, the lawyers can find out anything else on their own. I think
I've helped 'em enough. God knows I'm a charter member of
"Feed The Hungry Lawyers" association. With divorce,
copyright, trademark, and entertainment lawyers all on my
charity list -- but I digress . . .
Our last little bit of business is to provide you with a listing
of organizations to contact to help put me out of business.
Of course, I'm more than happy to help out here. Here you
go:
mysoontobeexwife@shehatesmeanyway.duh
www.menwholovesiliconejugs.com
www.wehavenosenseofhumor.com
www.stopthelaughter.net
www.goditsgayleagain.org
imaresident@ofaninsaneasylum.org
president@whitehouse.gov
judi@judi.net (or jon@judi.net or amanpreet@judi.net, you get
the picture -- there's five other folks who'd welcome you into
their ranks -- http://www.jokeaday.com/nfjudi.shtml )
I've already contacted each of them and they're all eager to
fire up their legal engines and put Joke A Day to death.
They wanted me to pass along their "You Got Gonads" kudos
to you for taking a stand on this matter. They also wanted to
make sure you have their coveted "'Nads Award". I asked
them to forward it to me so I could share it with everyone
before Joke A Day was history. They did and here it is:
Take care, Gayle. Say "howdy" to the windmills as you
tilt at 'em, 'k?
Ray
Joke A Day
