The Judi Awards
Judi
June 2, 1997

Ok, this next bit we've never done before, but we thought it was all in all kind of funny. Not to the person that has originated it, but it was to us. At the very least, you may get some idea of the letters that we receive here at Joke A Day.

Last week we ran a couple of "blonde" jokes. Nothing new here at good ole' Joke A Day -- we try to insult everyone on a routine basis. Well, Judi didn't particularly *want* her turn on the hotseat.

You know I have never been more tired of DUMB BLONDE!!!! Jokes. I am a natural Blonde and so is my whole family ( seven brothers, and two sisters) out of this family we have produced twenty-four children, ALL BLONDE most Collage Grads. we have had a few close calls because of the color of our hair, One that comes to mind is the fact that my older sister who has a beautiful 5'8'' 120lb daughter with blonde hair very long, that has to be moved to sit down all curls. This child at age fourteen had to be move to a private school to keep her head from being shaved by the other students. This is Due to jealous brunettes, and African Americans and being stereo typed by the whole population of the USA. please STOP! We can not help the color of our hair. ( don't hate us for being beautiful ). Respond.

This is a joke, right?

If you letter is NOT a joke, you've simply (and much more elegantly than I could have done) proved the stereotype of a dumb blonde.

But wait, before I tear into this letter to point out all of your misspelled words, your incorrect grammar, and horrendous syntax -- let me ask you *this* question: how OLD are you? If you're around 10 or 11, then, ok, I can understand the complete abuse of the English language. If you're that young, get off of my listing. If you're over the age of 18, *where* did you learn how to write? Please tell me so I can make sure *never* to enroll *my* children in the same school system.

In any case, it was a JOKE, Judi. A JOKE. It's curious that you never written before to complain about the men bashing jokes, the deaf-mute jokes, the nun jokes, etc.

If you don't like the jokes, please, unsubscribe from the service. Or be an adult enough to realize that EVERYONE gets picked on at Joke A Day. It was your turn in the barrel.

Joke A Day

I have not paid that much attention to how to UNSUBSCRIBE, but this is what I want to do at this point. Who ever you are, go stick your head in a gas oven. I was very hurt over the response I received from you. You must be a short FAT ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. You did not get the meaning of my reply nor will you ever. Also missspellthis.

Judi, now you've made me upset.

This is NOT a good thing to do. Not when I have access to thousands of people might want to drop you a note and tell you what a complete fool you're making of yourself.

*YOU* figure out how to unsubscribe, Ms. "Collage" Educated Blonde.

Joke A Day

You go right ahead, do what you feel needs to be done, and when I return to work, I will have my name taken from your list. I hope you enjoy what you do, and have a good life Sir.

I will *indeed* have a good life and I do enjoy what I do, ma'am. :)

Judi -- let's take this from the top, shall we?

You were insulted by a joke that was told about blonde haired women. It's a stereotype that all blonde women are dumb. Now, some stereotypes may have *some* basis in fact, but they are rather blown up in exaggeration. You and I both know that not all blonde haired women are stupid. Just like we know not all Jewish people have big noses, that not all black people have big lips, that all white people are a lousy lay, that all Mexicans are lazy, that not all Irish people are drunks . . . get the point here?

Your original letter stated that our of your family you've produced 24 children ALL BLONDE most Collage Grads (I'm repeating your words). You misspelled College. Your sentences are run-ons and your syntax didn't make much sense. I could count the number of misspelled words, but why bother? Do you see why I thought it was a *joke*????

Then you compound things by saying that blondes are picked on by "jealous brunettes and African Americans". Aren't *those* stereotypes???

You end your letter with, "Don't hate us for being beautiful". Do you know how many UGLY blondes there are in the world?

When I responded to this letter, you attacked me by saying I must be a short FAT ass. I am 6 feet tall, weigh 200 pounds and my wife tells me my ass is just fine, thank you very much.

I've unsubscribed you from Joke A Day. I've also forwarded your name to other Humor List owners as "someone to watch out for".

Joke A Day