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If you don't like a million, how about a billion? You can't use it all in two days, so, what the hell? NOTE: Any unused portion of the billion hours after the initial FREE period of 48 hours will be charged to your account at the rate of $24.95 per hour. Estimated charge: $24,949,998,802.40.

DOWNLOAD AOL 7.0 FOR FREE ON YOUR 28.8 MODEM!   (Note 1) SEVEN Email addresses for every account!  (Note 2) INSTANT Messaging, buddy lists, and AOL Mobile Communicator!  (Note 3) ALL NEW "You've Got Pictures" right in your email!  (Note 4) ONE CLICK access to movies, news, and hot bargains!  (Note 5) INTEGRATED Internet Explorer!  (Note 6)

	NOTES: (1) It only takes 6.8 days! (2) Each account will be charged $24.95 per month, so you might as well use all six! Stalk that cute chick from work! Write threatening notes to the government! AOL promises NEVER to release your personal information unless someone writes us a CHECK! (3) We'll know where your dumb ass is every second of the day! (4) It makes those Porn Site ads come alive! (5) And we offer NO CLICK, EASY ACCESS to YOUR personal information to every marketer who writes us a CHECK! (6) Version 1.0!
	So easy to use, a retarded, lobotomized chimpanzee in a deep coma could figure it out! But since you're actually considering this offer, go ahead and call our technical support. We know you're going to need it. Frankly, we could use a good laugh!
	Sign up TODAY and we promise you'll be annoying the shit out of intelligent people all over the world within your first two hours or we'll give you another million hours (to use in two days) FREE!